Series One

Originally transmitted Thursdays at 6.30pm
22nd April 1993 to 27th May 1993

Repeated Saturdays at 10am
10th July 1993 to 14th August 1993

1) "The Curse of the Mastersons"
Hobby - Slaving
Gossip in the village - At it like rabbits

2) "The Mastersons and Johnson"
Rural occupation - Miner
Has a dream, longing - Blancmange
Object - Tumble Dryer

3) "Scurvy!"
Reason to travel - Heartbreak, gambling debts
Cargo - Dynamite, rum and sheep
Character Defect - Farting

4) "The Sweat of the Mastersons"
Reason to meet under a cloak of secrecy - Pregnancy, blackmail
A London landmark - Big Ben
Victorian business - Haberdashers

5) "The Tatting of the Mastersons"
Job - Bartender
Reason to seek revenge - Killed his sister, faulty dental work
Something of value - Earwax

6) "The Mastersons Lose Everything"
Fashionable pastime - Croquet
Reason why parents might disapprove of their children - Drugs
A token of love - A rose